nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

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knitcrate:

Wildlife conservation group finds that knitters are the perfect partner to help rehabilitate orphaned birds with “knitted nests” - how fantastic! The article ends with a link to how you can help this great cause. Read more here.

knitcrate:

Wildlife conservation group finds that knitters are the perfect partner to help rehabilitate orphaned birds with “knitted nests” - how fantastic! The article ends with a link to how you can help this great cause. Read more here.



sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

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postllimit:

i haven’t changed my passport photo/id since my awkward pre puberty stage and so today when i went to go through customs the guy who checks your paperwork kinda did this double take and told me puberty had done me well GOD BLESS



listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

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pinkie-and-pinkamena-answer:

russtifer:

The gang’s all back together


UNNACCEPTABLLLLEEEE POOOOSSSSSSITIOOON! UNACCEPTABLE!

pinkie-and-pinkamena-answer:

russtifer:

The gang’s all back together

UNNACCEPTABLLLLEEEE POOOOSSSSSSITIOOON! UNACCEPTABLE!

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wills-ducks:

fermatastheorem:

unlimitedobsessions:

lupinelunatic:

i-was-so-alone-and-i-lokid-you:

danrdarrenc:

crown-of-weeds:

gingerahoy:

booksdirect:

“Harry Potter is symmetrical.”

Not just symmetrical - this is ring composition, favoured by Homer and other good writers. The 4th book is at the centre of the ring.
JK Rowling knows her beans.

Reblogging because I like that phrase a lot.



i love everything about this post

I love how dementors are synonymous to Umbridge. I agree with this completely.

This… is really amazing. I-… wow.


The technical term for this is a chiasm.  Props to JK for using a great old storytelling technique.

FUDGE PLACES DEMENTORS AT HOGWARTS
FUDGE PLACES UMBRIDGE AT HOGWARTS

wills-ducks:

fermatastheorem:

unlimitedobsessions:

lupinelunatic:

i-was-so-alone-and-i-lokid-you:

danrdarrenc:

crown-of-weeds:

gingerahoy:

booksdirect:

“Harry Potter is symmetrical.”

Not just symmetrical - this is ring composition, favoured by Homer and other good writers. The 4th book is at the centre of the ring.

JK Rowling knows her beans.

Reblogging because I like that phrase a lot.

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i love everything about this post

I love how dementors are synonymous to Umbridge. I agree with this completely.

This… is really amazing. I-… wow.

image

The technical term for this is a chiasm.  Props to JK for using a great old storytelling technique.

FUDGE PLACES DEMENTORS AT HOGWARTS

FUDGE PLACES UMBRIDGE AT HOGWARTS

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highlydosed:

Bless this bad muthafucker

(via standardwhore)


floozys:

don’t buy that “love is a serious word” crap, love freely, love carelessly, love yourself, love that lady bird that just flew past, love that cutie that served you lunch at a cafe that you’ll probably never see again, love every single cat you see and when you stop loving someone or something, don’t fight it. i don’t know what love is but i know it’s not serious. 

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queercophine:

delicatemotion:

randomstuff134:

sodamnrelatable:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

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some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

This gave me anxiety

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the first three words you see are what you want most in life right now